do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
i ship it
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream
no fuck that i’m putting my knowledge to GOOD use. People you know to avoid? Check. People you know to befriend? Check. Regretful decisions instant reversal? Check. Remembering that the capital of Idaho is Boise and not Bosie and getting 100% on my state capitals test? Fuck yes.
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?